J’ai cracké le code source de Windows Vista

Le remplaçant de Windows XP, j’ai nommé Windows Vista, sort en janvier 2007 pour le grand public !! Microsoft nous gratifie d’un nouvel OS que l’on qualifie de révolutionnaire. Je me suis procuré un exemplaire de beta-test pour m’en rendre compte et évidemment je n’ai pu m’empêcher de cracker son code-source 😉 !! Voici donc en détail ce que donne la grille de lecture du nouvel OS de Microsoft et de Billou LOL !!

   

Here is the source code for Microsoft Windows Vista :

/**
* (c) 2007 MiniMou Corp.
* All rights reserved
*/

#include

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{
     boolean beta = true;

     WindowsVista()
     {
          checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
          /** Ok. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware.
           * Lets make his life miserable
           */
        
          runInternetExplorer7();
     }

     void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
     {
     /*
     * Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while
     * we fix all the bugs
     */
          if((installedRam < 2GB) && (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
          {
MessageBox("Your System does not seem to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again.");
               WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
               bsod();
          }
     }

     void runInternetExplorer7()
     {
          IE7 ie7 = new IE7();
        
          ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
               + safari_features
               + opera_features + lot_of_bugs;
        
          ie7.run();
          WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
          bsod();

     }

     /**
      * return true when product is stable.
      */
     boolean isReadyForRelease()
     {
          int lastReportedNumberOfBugs = 3457888E+08
          int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600;
          boolean readyForRelease = false;

          sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();

          while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
          {
               Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta();

               fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
               fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();

               if(programmersAreNotSufficient)             
               {
                    hireFromXBOXDivision();
               }

               if(aMonthHasPassed)
               {
announce("Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be delayed by one more month");
                    dropAFewFeatures();
                    totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures – 10;
               }

/** Boss strictly told me that we should have no more than * 7000 bugs
               * when we ship the item
               */
               if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs– == 7000)
                    return true;

          }

     }

     int main(void)
     {
          WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista();
          vista.runWindowsXP();
          return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
     }

}

Bluffant non ?? 🙂